A Delicious Dinner: a coupla' low income cats... Talk Back!

POOR correspondent - Posted on 30 June 2010

Lester the Cat And Dee
Monday, September 18, 2000

Well, well, well, imagine me, Lester the cat, writing about pigeons- whatever I know about pigeons could go in a cook book, along with all of the other tasty things that I’ve eaten.

Hands tells me secretly, Why don’t we invite those pigeons over for dinner sometime soon?

Good idea, I tell him.

The reason I’m writing about pigeons is that this guy named Joe sent me something that he wrote about pigeons taking over the world (not with us cats around, someone should tell him). This Joe wrote to me and Hands:

Pigeons and cats mostly run Planet Earth! Human’s destructive capacities are their own traits. Let the humans believe that they’re in control, stumble on to discoveries that we drop in their minds. Their hidden control continues: These are Birdview, Pigeon mind(s). Are You Sure That What You Think Is You Or Are They P-Minds?

And he also sent us some photos- I’m including a few. Don’t notice if they’re a little spotty: me and Hands had a little trouble with our spit the day that we looked at them. We had a drooling problem for some reason.

As soon as I finish this column, which is now, I think I’ll send this guy Joe a Hands-written invitation to dinner with me and Hands- for him and for his pigeons. We’ll talk Joe (humor him) into going out and taking many more rolls of film of many more pigeons, lots and lots of pigeons. We’ll give him categories: most beautiful pigeon, most happiest pigeon, and so on- whatever takes him the longest.

Meanwhile me and Hands will amuse ourselves, discussing with the pigeons this plan for taking over the world, and how Pigeons and cats mostly run Planet Earth, and the Delicious Dinner we will make OF, for, I mean, the pigeons that this Joe guy leaves with us.



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